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The Timeline Anomaly
Bill Hicks "died" February 26, 1994. Shane Gillis emerged in comedy circuits shortly after. The timing is too perfect. Government witness protection program? CIA cover-up? You decide.
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CLASSIFIED INVESTIGATION
THE TRUTH THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW:Shane Gillis IS Bill Hicks
An exhaustive investigation into the most suppressed story in comedy history. The evidence is undeniable. The cover-up is real. The truth is finally here.
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LAST UPDATED: 10/7/2025
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Comedy DNA Analysis
Both share identical comedy markers: fearless social commentary, anti-establishment rhetoric, zero corporate pandering. Forensic comedy analysis shows 97.3% style match. Coincidence? We think not.
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The Cancellation Protocol
Hicks was blacklisted by David Letterman. Gillis was cancelled by SNL. Same playbook, different decade. The establishment fears the truth.
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DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical investigation for entertainment purposes. Any resemblance to actual conspiracy theories, living or deceased comedians, or government agencies is purely coincidental and hilarious.